A man in Arizona who had his Amazon deliver of K-cups and ice cube trays stolen from his front porch is not taking it lying down.

This guy handles the situation about as perfectly as you can hope to handle it. The flyer he printed up (below) which shows a series of photos of the woman who stole reads, “On Friday, the second day of August in the year of our Lord 2013, I was suddenly and deliberately robbed by an unknown assailant.” The poster goes on to describe the person in the photo as, “either a woman or Dog the Bounty Hunter has really let himself go.”

The interview is chalked full of greatness and a breakdown over the fact that, “I could have made iced coffee!”

His brief assessment of AOL alone makes the video worth watching.

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Posted by James Poling

A socialist, tinkerer, thinker, question asker and all around curiosity seeker. If you'd like to reach me you can use the contact link above or email me at jamespoling [at] gmail [dot] com.

20 Comments

  1. […] Lake’s Tim Lake was victimized by an unknown assailant. But the Phoenix resident said he’s not about to give up on justice without a fight […]

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  3. […] Lake was victimized by an unknown assailant. But the Phoenix resident said he’s not about to give up on justice without a fight […]

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  4. By no means, is that creature female-ish. You sir, have been buglarized by Big-Foot.

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  5. With the internet on the case, I’m sure we’ll find this female, Bigfoot, Dog the Bounty Hunter impersonator and give her the public shaming that she deserves! I really, sincerely hope this the guy’s hilarious poster goes viral, because that would make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.

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  6. […] Lake was victimized by an unknown assailant. But the Phoenix resident said he’s not about to give up on justice without a fight […]

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  7. […] que hacernos es ¿quién es Tim Lake? Genio y figura. [Más información: Slothed, Gawker / Foto: AgBeat] En Freemium se expresa la opinión personal del autor. Engadget no […]

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  8. For future reference, a robber is someone who takes something by force or by threat. A thief is someone who steals somehting. The more you know.

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    1. I used the word thief. The guy in the video is who used the word robber.

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      1. Sorry, my comment wasn’t directed at you. Just thought it was a good opportunity to make the distinction. Thanks for the article!

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        1. Ahh, gotcha. Thanks for taking the time to comment.

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  9. Oh, and for the first commenter, burglary is the act of *entering a building* illegally with an intent to commit a crime. Come on peeps, we can keep English alive if we work together.

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      1. Firefox NEVER A PROBLEM ANYWHERE!!

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        1. But Chrome is so light and fast. I’ve tried to go back to Firefox but Chrome is just so damn easy to use.

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