Get these mothereffing sharks off this mothereffing train!

Smack dab in the middle of annual Shark Week festivities a tragic blow for sharks everywhere took place on the NYC subway last night. Yes, that’s right, it’s a dead shark. It’s not immediately clear whether the shark died of natural causes or succumbed to a vicious attack at the hands of an underground shark hater.

Immediately after learning about the death of the shark, prominent shark activist Al Sharkton, released a statement demanding equality and more salt water in the subways.

H/T Reddit

Posted by James Poling

A socialist, tinkerer, thinker, question asker and all around curiosity seeker. If you'd like to reach me you can use the contact link above or email me at jamespoling [at] gmail [dot] com.

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