jeffrey-alan-wagner2Jeff is the kind of guy that would give you the shirt off his back…if he had one.

Jeffrey Alan Wagner has thrown his hat into the ring as a candidate for Mayor of Minneapolis and, more than anything, he really just wants people to WAKE UP and realize they’re being brainwashed by the media. Wagner doesn’t trust the other candidates who spend millions of dollars to try and get a job that only pays $100,000 a year. Come on, think about it people!

Don’t worry though, Jeff is just fine with only making $100k a year. He’s a simple man, he’s not materialistic like those other candidates. He doesn’t have crazy expenses like those guys who blow their money on clothes and other extravagances. And just to prove his dedication he’s decided to spend virtually nothing on his campaign. He also may or may not actually live in the lake so making a $100,000 a year is probably a pretty nice step up for him.

I was on the fence about my homeless living in a lake theory. I mean he could have just been out on the lake for a nice, relaxing swim when your average, everyday Minneapololite Minneapoliser Minneapolitan happened by daydreaming about the kind of mayor Minneapolis needs. No, that’s totally plausible and I was only on the fence about the homeless, lake-dwelling wannabe mayor after that. What really pushed my theory over the edge is when she offers him a cup of coffee at the end of the ad and he proceeds to go back into the lake to enjoy it.

Jeffrey Alan Wagner’s campaign video in all its glory…look at it!


Media and Money decides who you vote 4…….Please Wake up…….Our website for my run for Mayor of Minneapolis will be live Oct 1st….Email us at or call 612-545-8280 for more info about the Minneapolis Revolution…..Jeffrey

Yeah, that’s right, he doesn’t have all gobs of money his opponents have to build a fancy website with information of, well, any kind at all. You can’t just expect him to whip up his own Geocities site overnight.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that it’s feasible that we are witnessing history here. This has to be the first guy to do an entire political ad without his shirt on…right?

The most disturbing part of the video, besides the fact that he makes his entrance from a lake, he’s not wearing a shirt and he shouts a lot, is that while he looks to be in his mid to late 40s he has the body language and mannerisms of a 16-year-old high school student with a personality disorder.

Posted by James Poling

A socialist, tinkerer, thinker, question asker and all around curiosity seeker. If you'd like to reach me you can use the contact link above or email me at jamespoling [at] gmail [dot] com.

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